First day at my new job!
oh my fucking
oh fuck no
noooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(via hotsingleinurarea)
Source: tyleroakley
what type of rock is a really good friend
an opal
rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke
granite, you tried, so of quartz we shale give you a clean slate
Source: australiansanta
If there is a fly on your monitor you can shoo it away with your cursor. This makes sense but also has blown my mind into very small pieces and I probably won’t recover.
You know what?
I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.
Its 2013. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.
I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.
Not natural. Is not bad.
Your rhetoric is no longer a valid excuse for hate.
(via mister-comedy)
Source: cannibalcoalition
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"It does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop." -Confucius
